Oh Man… Raygan Problems

Don’t ever… EVER Google your name.

I thought I had a pretty unusual and original first name. After all, my parents invented the spelling themselves! But here it turns out I’m not the only Raygan with a blog! Look at this:

Raygan Swan - IndyStar.com
All about Raygan

Single, twenty-something Indianapolis native Raygan Swan stays on top of what is and what is not. Known for her adventures at INtake Weekly - dumpster diving, boxing, belly dancing, wakeboarding - she’s willing to try anything at least once in the name of a good story.

One thing’s for sure, she’s as diverse, or perhaps random, as they come. She’ll pay $200 for a pair of Rock and Republic designer jeans but loves NASCAR and country music. She works out like a crazy woman five days a week, but consumes McDonalds cheeseburgers with regularity.

Now a reporter at The Indianapolis Star, Swan will blog about her adventures, experiences and sightings from around the city.

I thought for sure I would at least be the most interesting Raygan out there.

But at least for men, Raygan is the definition of manlyness… Isn’t it? Not according to this UrbanDictionary.com entry:

Raygan

A ‘raygan’ is an individual who dresses and acts in a homosexual manner. The individual may or may not actually be a queer but everyone thinks they are anyway cos of their mannerisms and dress sense e.g. their bazzer, blazers and light blue addidas trackers. Even though uv seen this person scoring with members of the opposite sex u still have an inkling that theyd wudnt half mind u giving to d in the bum

Look and that ‘Raygan’ looking mother f£*&^r over there

That’s it. I give up on the internet.

2 Responses to “Oh Man… Raygan Problems”

  1. ... Says:

    you definitely do not “dress in a homosexual manner:”…

    that would require style

  2. shane Says:

    Oh god I am clearly having blackouts/missing time. Obviously *I* added that to urban dictionary

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